TEAser Tuesday (27): Bumped by Megan McCafferty

TEAser Tuesday is a weekly bookish meme hosted by MizB of Should Be Reading. Anyone can play along, just do as following:

• Grab your current read
• Open to a random page
• Share two (2) "teaser" sentences from somewhere on that page
• Be careful not to include any spoilers so as not to ruin the book for others!

Make sure to share the title and the author so other TT participants can add the book to their TBR piles!

Bumped by Megan McCafferty

"On any other day, I could just let this go. But today isn't an ordinary day, what with Harmony in hiding at my house and my parents trying to pimp me out and everything. I swar, if it weren't a felony, I'd smack Ventura AND her adorable six-month bump."

--Pg. 108 of "Bumped" by Megan McCafferty

Zomgosh! This book is so great. I'm about halfway through and really enjoying it. I'm reading it for an event coming up in the next month. More info in it later.

So what's your teaser?